Hello!
Perhaps The Yorkshire Numismatic
Society is proud to welcome you to this Congress on counterfeiting, but beware
– it’s bleak in these muddy wastelands and we wayward inhabitants call a spade
a spade. Stay together now, it’s silly to leave the bustling safe-haven of the
Crown Hotel without provisions - Yorkshire pudding, Pontefract cakes and
rhubarb pie.
You feeble cloth-heads with damp
pants, ceased trousers, twisted braces, odious smocks, and patched coats are
warned to avoid the narrow lanes of the beautiful Dales, squally Pennines,
gloomy North York Moors, misty Yorkshire Wolds, muddy lowlands, and both fair
passageways and suspicious alleyways around York.
On the other hand, wastrels and
the faint-hearted can go pleasure themselves!
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